The first guy, me at home, is bursting with envy and admiration for a veritable tyro with a corporate Koh-i-Noor for a CV.
What a tremendous achievement, I thought, for a youngster to show gumption to get on the ladder and win over senior colleagues with insight while other teenagers are, well, just being teenagers.
And it’s this point that makes the second guy, me at work, rather annoyed. This teenager is exceptional, but hardly typical. Is one extended group of friends representative of the youth of today? Unlikely.
I did ask my teenage cousin for her view but she was too busy swimming with her friends. All teenagers swim on Wednesdays, right?
The serious point is that genuine marketing research is regularly sidelined in favour of anecdotal evidence. It drives me nuts. I have seen countless marketing projects shape up after a conversation with one unrepresentative customer is extrapolated to the marketplace.
Conducting effective research might feel like too much trouble – it’s costly and time-consuming – but marketing on a whim is generally a disaster.
Over 50 years ago Isaac Asimov published Franchise, a short story based in 2008, where the US decides elections are simply too much work. Instead they programmed a computer to identify the most representative voter to pick the government.
Prepared to accept that Norman Muller is a fair substitute for democratically elected government? No. Then beware every time you hear strongly held views being presented as the facts. They’re no substitute for a genuine poll.