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Andrew Vance January 20th, 2012
What a cracking post! I’m off do some serious in-memory computing B2B marketing shit for, like, the world awsomest ERP vendor. Get outta my way. Rock on, Velocity!
Ryan Skinner January 20th, 2012
Yeah, man! That’s the spirit! Go get all over that ERP beast. Ride it like Puff the Magic Dragon!
Opposable Chums January 20th, 2012
And full speed ahead.
Doug Kessler January 21st, 2012
You’ve inspired me, Dude.
I’m not just reading this post and clicking away. I’m gonna lay down a freakin comment. I’m gonna slap in a link to a Viagra Spam tribute:
http://velocitypartners.com/blog/what-b2b-marketers-can-learn-from-viagra-spam/
I’m gonna go down the road, knock on the door of our closest competitor and just start pissing on the steps while singing the freakin Marseillaise. And I’ll tweet the whole thing from prison using the hash tag #B2Banalrape. Then start a freakin riot with the Flashmobbit app I’m gonna code in my now voluminous spare time (I already registered the .com and the .tv, dude: get your own ideas).
I’m getting a tattoo that says B2B Awesome. On my freakin forehead. But it’ll be like backwards so it’ll look right in the mirror (FUCK everybody else — they can get their own fucking mirror). (Just snagged B2Bmirrors.co.uk dude. Gotta be fast to beat this B2B badboy. Fast or Awesome.)
Or maybe I won’t do any of that shit because when I write it up and stick it on Basecamp, the Sales guys start like spam-bombing me for their freakin data sheets and the CEO decides the logo needs a freakin ‘refresh’. And I’m all like “stick you freakin refresh up you B2B Jacksie (.nl -got it) — I’m changing the whole freakin company name dude: to Shock ‘n Awesome.’. So now I’m in prison AND fired which is AWESOME because the only way to go is freakin UP and it all started with your awesome post, dude. Respect.