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Comments
David Fideler February 27th, 2009
Many thanks. That was a hoot.
Roger, Online PR Agency, C&M February 28th, 2009
eek – rule 7 openly flaunts rule 3! and potentially rule 4 too. my OCD, list-like sensibilities are floored. 6 strokes at 6am for that guilty (‘Six’ ish) rule, please….
Liz Cable February 28th, 2009
Three things I do with a post I find this funny.
1. I tweet it.
2. I comment on it.
3. erm . . !
Doug Kessler March 1st, 2009
2 Comments that Will Improve Your Recent Spoof Post
Thanks, David & Roger
Doug Kessler March 1st, 2009
Thanks Liz – I feel a new post coming on…
Martin Brablec March 2nd, 2009
Thank you Doug. In the Czech and Slovak language is using numbers in the headline incorrect (4 ways to…). The correct form is “Four ways to…” But this form is less successful.
John Howlett March 5th, 2009
OK so tell us!
What are the best numbers?
In best to least.
10 words or less please.
Doug Kessler March 5th, 2009
7 and 11. Maybe 14 too.
Rayna Jhaveri May 17th, 2016
Dougie “Wise Guy” Kessler strikes again.
Doug Kessler July 5th, 2016
Guilty.
max March 7th, 2021
2 cents – Only problem is that all headlines look the same and internet has turned into a massive click bait machine with very low quality writing. Pretty sure journalism school never recommended putting numbers in newspaper headlines.
Doug Kessler March 15th, 2021
6 Reasons I Couldn’t Agree More.
(The 4th one will SHOCK you).